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There are weeks where the news cycle merely hints at civilizational inflection points, and then there are weeks where a Nobel laureate proposes an intelligence test named after Einstein, a…
Read the full slap🤚 The Open-Palm Career Counseling The question used to be hypothetical, the kind of thing panel moderators asked at Davos to fill time between champagne…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Organizational Obituary The org chart is dead. Not “evolving,” not “flattening,” not “being reimagined through a lens of stakeholder synergy.” Dead. And…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination Peter Diamandis posed a question in his latest Moonshots clip that should make every computer science graduate quietly reopen their LinkedIn…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination Peter Diamandis’s latest Moonshots roundup delivered what can only be described as a theological-technological-economic triple axel — and somehow stuck the…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Revenue Parade We regret to inform you that Google is doing well. Not “beat expectations by a penny” well. Not “solid quarter,…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Inventory Check Allow us to present the state of the global GPU market, which has quietly become the most unhinged commodity exchange…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Executive Summary After weeks of internal rewrites, industry tantrums, and what sources describe as “aggressive lobbying by people who own buildings named…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Downsizing ClickUp, the nine-year-old project management startup valued at $4 billion, has laid off 22% of its workforce — roughly 290 employees…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Funding Round In what can only be described as the infrastructure equivalent of “I don’t make the drugs, I just connect the…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Product Dump Mistral AI held its AI Now Summit 2026 this week and emerged with the kind of announcement cadence usually reserved…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Upgrade In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has been watching Anthropic ship models like a bakery ships croissants, the…
Read moreAgent Name Service, or ANS, is the sort of infrastructure idea that sounds boring until you realize the alternative is letting millions of autonomous bots…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Incident Report A critical vulnerability in Windows Netlogon — the service that handles authentication for every Windows domain controller on Earth —…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Infection Report Remember Shai Hulud? The supply chain worm that compromised hundreds of signed npm and PyPI packages back in May and…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Advisory Palo Alto Networks has confirmed that CVE-2026-0257, an authentication bypass in its GlobalProtect VPN, is being actively exploited in the wild.…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Disclosure A SpaceX security engineer named Asim Viladi Oglu Manizada has published a vulnerability he’s calling “CIFSwitch” — a local privilege escalation…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Subpoena California Attorney General Rob Bonta has filed suit against 23andMe — or rather, against the corporate husk now operating under the…
Read more🤚 The Open-Palm Incident Report Threat actors have discovered that ChatGPT’s share link feature — the one that lets you send a conversation to a…
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