Get the week’s AI absurdity in one elegant slap.

The Weekly Slap will be a concise briefing on AI news, agent workflows, cybersecurity mishaps, model launches, and the premium nonsense surrounding it all.

The newsletter is not fully wired to a dedicated email platform yet — because apparently even satire requires infrastructure — but this form captures early subscribers so the list can begin now.

What to expect

• AI launches that matter, explained without the ceremonial fog machine.
• Agent and automation workflows worth stealing responsibly.
• Cybersecurity headlines with appropriate despair.
• Tool recommendations, experiments, and operational lessons.

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