Cybersecurity
When the internet’s plumbing catches fire
TCLBanker Trojan Hides Inside a Logitech AI Installer, Spreads via WhatsApp, and May Have Been Written by AI — The Future Is Exactly as Stupid as Promised
🤚 The Open-Palm Infection Report A new banking trojan called TCLBanker is doing something genuinely impressive, in the way that a house fire is technically…
Read morePalo Alto Networks Firewalls Have Been Owned by State Hackers for a Month — Your Perimeter Defense Has Been Freelancing
🤚 The Open-Palm Disclosure If you run Palo Alto Networks firewalls — and statistically, a disconcerting number of you do — you may want to…
Read moreA Student With a 00 Radio Halted Taiwan’s Entire High-Speed Rail — The Security Parameters Hadn’t Changed Since the Bush Administration
A 23-year-old university student in Taiwan, identified by his surname Lin, has been arrested for doing something that sounds like the plot of a cyberpunk…
Read moreDAEMON Tools Was Trojanized for a Month and Nobody Noticed — Your ISO Mounter Is Now a Foreign Intelligence Asset
🤚 The Open-Palm Infection Report If you downloaded DAEMON Tools between April 8 and early May 2026, congratulations — you may have also downloaded a…
Read moreShinyHunters Breach Canvas LMS and 275 Million Students Just Learned Their Most Expensive Lesson Yet — It Wasn’t on the Syllabus
🤚 The Open-Palm Incident Report Attention, students: your homework, private messages, and existential 2 a.m. emails to your professor about extension requests are now in…
Read moreRemember That cPanel Vulnerability? It’s Ransomware Now, and It Says Sorry
🤚 The Open-Palm Reminder Remember last week, when we told you about that critical cPanel authentication bypass? The one where we said half the internet…
Read morecPanel Just Had a Critical Auth Bypass and Half the Internet Is Quietly Screaming
A decisive truth, applied directly to the forehead of every hosting provider running cPanel: on April 28, 2026, cPanel published a security advisory titled “Critical…
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