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The latest AI shenanigans, served with a side of unsolicited wisdom
The Oscars Ban AI-Generated Actors — Your Digital Twin Will Have to Win a Golden Globe Instead
🤚 The Open-Palm Verdict The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has spoken, and the message is clear: your AI can write a screenplay,…
Read moreAnthropic May Raise $50 Billion at a $900 Billion Valuation — Numbers Have Lost All Meaning
Luxury unsolicited financial wisdom, delivered with the conviction of a venture capitalist who hasn’t slept since February: Anthropic — the AI safety company that politely…
Read moreGoogle Signs Pentagon AI Deal After Anthropic Said No — 950 Googlers Would Like a Word
Luxury unsolicited moral philosophy, delivered with the conviction of a defense contractor’s press release: Google has agreed to give the U.S. Department of Defense access…
Read moreChina Blocks Meta’s $2 Billion Manus Acquisition — Turns Out Singapore Isn’t Far Enough
Luxury unsolicited geopolitical wisdom, delivered with the conviction of a customs officer at 3 AM: China has formally blocked Meta’s \$2-3 billion acquisition of Manus,…
Read moreAlphaZero Creator Raises $1.1 Billion to Build AI That Doesn’t Need Us At All
A decisive truth, applied directly to the forehead of every AI company that spent billions scraping the internet: David Silver, the DeepMind legend who created…
Read moreOpenAI and Microsoft Break Up (But Like, Still Live Together) After $50B Amazon Affair
Luxury unsolicited relationship advice, delivered with conviction: OpenAI and Microsoft have renegotiated their partnership, and it has all the emotional clarity of a couple who…
Read moreDeepSeek V4 Arrives: 1.6 Trillion Parameters for the Price of a Sad Sandwich
A decisive truth, applied directly to the forehead of Western AI pricing models: Chinese AI lab DeepSeek just released V4, and it costs approximately the…
Read moreOpenAI Wants to Be Your Entire Office Now — Codex Expands, Workspace Agents Arrive
A single, decisive truth, applied directly to the forehead of anyone who thought ChatGPT was just a chatbot: OpenAI is no longer content with answering…
Read moreGoogle Puts AI in Everything at Cloud Next — Your Spreadsheets Now Have Opinions
In a move that can only be described as an AI blitzkrieg across the entire Google Workspace: Google just announced that your Gmail, Calendar, Chat,…
Read moreGoogle Unveils Two New AI Chips Because Nvidia Was Getting Too Comfortable
In a move that radiates the same energy as showing up to your ex’s party looking incredible: Google just dropped not one but TWO new…
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