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Karpathy-Inspired CLAUDE.md Turns Claude Code Into a Less Dramatic Coworker — The File That Tells Your Agent to Stop Assuming, Stop Overbuilding, and Verify the Thing
Andrej Karpathy did not need to ship a 900-page management framework to explain why coding agents occasionally behave like interns with root access. A short…
Read moreClaude Found an Apple macOS Kernel Vulnerability and Got Credited in the Security Advisory — Your Bug Bounty Program Just Got Outbid by an API Call
🤚 The Open-Palm Patch Notes Buried in Apple’s security advisory for macOS Tahoe 26.5 — between the usual parade of WebKit patches and Bluetooth edge…
Read moreThe White House Overrides the Pentagon to Give Anthropic’s Mythos to the NSA — The Safety Lab That Said No to Everyone Just Became America’s Most Reluctant Defense Contractor
🤚 The Open-Palm Clearance In a development that reads like a spy thriller ghostwritten by a compliance attorney, the White House has personally approved Anthropic…
Read moreOpenAI Gives ChatGPT Access to Your Personal Finances — The Budgeting App Has Become Sentient and It Has Questions About Your Subscriptions
OpenAI has decided that the next frontier for artificial intelligence is not merely writing emails, debugging code, or helping executives produce strategy documents with the…
Read moreDeepSeek Makes Its 75% Price Cut Permanent Because Apparently the Sad Sandwich Was Still Too Expensive — The Flagship Model Now Costs 34x Less Than GPT-5.5 and It’s Running on Chips That Weren’t Supposed to Exist
🤚 The Open-Palm Price Guillotine If you thought DeepSeek’s V4 launch last month was aggressive, congratulations — you were correct, but also hopelessly naive about…
Read moreAnthropic Unleashes Project Glasswing and Claude Mythos Found 10,000 Vulnerabilities in a Month — The Safety Lab Built a Weapon and Pointed It at Open Source for Your Own Good
🤚 The Open-Palm Disclosure Anthropic has published the first results of Project Glasswing, a collaborative cybersecurity initiative launched in April 2026 that pairs the company’s…
Read moreGoogle Unveils Gemini Omni, the AI That Turns Anything Into Video — Reality Is Now a Prompt Box With Watermarking
Google has unveiled Gemini Omni, a new family of multimodal models that the company says can “create anything from any input,” beginning with the internet’s…
Read moreAdobe Launches Firefly AI Assistant to Run Creative Cloud by Conversation — Your Designer Now Has a Concierge, a Therapist, and a Sidebar With Opinions
Adobe has launched the Firefly AI Assistant, a conversational creative agent designed to let users describe an outcome in plain language while the assistant orchestrates…
Read moreAnthropic Is About to Post Its First Profitable Quarter at $10.9 Billion in Revenue — Meanwhile, xAI Burned $6.4 Billion Last Year and the Receipt Was in Someone Else’s IPO Filing
🤚 The Open-Palm Balance Sheet In a development that has sent shockwaves through the AI industry — and specifically through the budgeting departments of every…
Read moreGoogle Unveils Gemini 3.5 Flash at I/O 2026 — The Model That Builds Operating Systems for Breakfast Costs Less Per Query Than a Single Almond
🤚 The Open-Palm Keynote Drop Google unveiled Gemini 3.5 Flash at I/O 2026 on Monday, and the pitch is remarkably simple: this model does not…
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