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Google Puts AI in Everything at Cloud Next — Your Spreadsheets Now Have Opinions
In a move that can only be described as an AI blitzkrieg across the entire Google Workspace: Google just announced that your Gmail, Calendar, Chat,…
Read moreGoogle Unveils Two New AI Chips Because Nvidia Was Getting Too Comfortable
In a move that radiates the same energy as showing up to your ex’s party looking incredible: Google just dropped not one but TWO new…
Read moreMeta Will Record Employee Keystrokes to Train AI — Nothing Dystopian About That At All
A decisive truth, applied directly to the forehead of workplace privacy: Meta has announced it will capture its employees’ mouse movements, clicks, and keystrokes to…
Read more44% of Songs Uploaded to Deezer Are Now AI-Generated and 97% of You Can’t Tell the Difference
Luxury unsolicited musical wisdom, delivered with the conviction of a one-hit wonder: Deezer just revealed that 44% of daily song uploads are now AI-generated. That’s…
Read moreAmazon Hands Anthropic $5 Billion, Anthropic Promises to Spend $100 Billion on AWS — Love Is Beautiful
In the most expensive “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” arrangement since that time a medieval king traded a castle for a really good…
Read moreAnthropic Launches Claude Design — Your Graphic Designer Just Felt a Chill
Luxury unsolicited career advice, delivered with conviction: if your job title contains the word “design” and you haven’t updated your resume recently, now might be…
Read moreAnthropic Drops Claude Opus 4.7 and Frankly, We’re Running Out of Ways to Feel Superior
In what can only be described as a luxury wake-up call delivered directly to the forehead of every developer who just learned to vibe-code: Anthropic…
Read moreGoogle DeepMind Gives Robots Eyes, Brains, and a Partnership with Boston Dynamics — Cool, Cool, Cool
In news that absolutely will not feature in the opening montage of a documentary about humanity’s downfall: Google DeepMind has released Gemini Robotics-ER 1.6, an…
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