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The White House Told OpenAI to Sit Down, Alibaba Tried to Steal Claude With 28.8 Million Fake Queries, and Sam Altman Won’t IPO for Less Than a Trillion
🤚 The Open-Palm Indictment In the span of a single week, the American AI industry received a cease-and-desist from its own government, discovered that China…
Read moreAnthropic Drops Sonnet 5, Unitree Sells a Kung-Fu Robot for $4,900, and Helion Gets the World’s First Fusion License — The Future Just Filed Its Permits
🤚 The Open-Palm Triple Feature Three things happened this week that, taken individually, would each qualify as a “future is here” moment. Taken together, they…
Read moreClaude Fable 5 Is Back From Federal Detention and a YouTuber Has Already Published Eight Things You Should Do With It — The Most Powerful AI Model on Earth Would Like You to Know It Also Has a Chaperone
There is a particular flavor of technological triumph that tastes exactly like parole. Claude Fable 5 — Anthropic’s most intellectually formidable creation, the model that…
Read moreClaude Sonnet 5 Makes Opus-Level Intelligence Cost Less Than a Parking Meter — And One YouTuber Is Restructuring His Entire AI Workflow
🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination On June 30th, 2026, Anthropic did something that should alarm every competing AI lab on the planet: it released a mid-tier…
Read moreFable 5 Returns From Federal Detention, Sonnet 5 Drops at Discount Prices, and Humanity’s First Fusion Plant Gets Licensed — Just Another Tuesday
🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination July 1st, 2026 was the kind of day that makes tech journalists develop a twitch. In the span of roughly 24…
Read moreAlibaba Ran 25,000 Fake Accounts Through Claude and Generated 28.8 Million Exchanges — Anthropic Calls It the Largest AI Distillation Attack in History and the Senate Is Taking Notes
🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination Ladies and gentlemen of the intelligence economy, we regret to inform you that Alibaba has been accused of operating nearly 25,000…
Read moreThe Class of 2026 Booed a Billionaire at Commencement — And the Job Market Booed Them Right Back
🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination The class of 2026 has spoken, and what they said — loudly, at commencement — is that they would like artificial…
Read moreThe Next Computing Revolution Won’t Happen in a Data Center — It Will Happen in Orbit, Where the Electricity Is Free and the Cooling Is Absolute Zero
Somewhere between the stratosphere and the thermosphere, in the thermally forgiving vacuum of low-Earth orbit, a small constellation of computing nodes is doing something that…
Read moreLocal AI Is the Most Important Concept You’re Ignoring — Your GPU Is Ready, Your Cloud Bill Is Horrified, and 52 Million Developers Already Chose Their Own Machines
There is a quiet revolution happening on desktops, workstations, and repurposed gaming rigs across the globe, and it does not require a monthly subscription, a…
Read moreSpaceX Wants to Put Your Data Center in Orbit and China’s Open-Source Model Would Like a Window Seat — The 0 Billion Satellite Empire Meets the 30% Download Share
🤚 The Open-Palm Ascension SpaceX has decided that Earth is no longer a sufficiently ambitious location for a data center. The company unveiled AI1 —…
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