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xAI Lost 75% of Its Founders and SpaceX’s Answer Is a $60 Billion Shopping Spree for a Startup Run by a 25-Year-Old
🤚 The Open-Palm Restructuring Memo In news that suggests even $1.25 trillion megamergers need a midlife crisis, xAI — Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence venture that…
Read moreYour Proof of Personhood Is Now Worth More Than Your Degree — Sam Altman’s World ID 4.0 Makes ‘Being Human’ a Verifiable Credential
🤚 The Open-Palm Biometric Revelation In a development that reads like the opening scene of every dystopian film ever funded by a Silicon Valley accelerator,…
Read moreHermes Agent Now Has 143,000 GitHub Stars and a Self-Improvement Habit — Your AI Employee Just Promoted Itself
🤚 The Open-Palm Genuflection It would appear that Hermes Agent, the open-source AI agent from Nous Research, has not finished making its entrance. Alex Finn…
Read moreAI Is Coming for the White-Collar Jobs — Your Graduate Degree Was Just Reclassified as Training Data
🤚 The Open-Palm Pink Slip The news has arrived with the subtlety of a push notification at 3 AM: AI is coming for the white-collar…
Read moreGoogle Posts Its Best Quarter in Four Years, GPT-5.5 Quietly Matches Mythos on Cyber Benchmarks, and the White House Would Like a Word
🤚 The Open-Palm Earnings Report Ladies, gentlemen, and algorithmically generated middle managers of the readership — Google has just posted its strongest quarter in four…
Read moreElon Musk Called Claude ‘Evil’ Then Handed Anthropic 220,000 GPUs — Because the Enemy of Your Enemy Is Your Tenant
🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination In what may be the most deliciously petty strategic pivot in Silicon Valley history, Elon Musk — the man who once…
Read moreGPT-5.5 Codex Is the Greatest AI Coding Tool Ever Built — Your IDE Just Filed for Emotional Support
🤚 The Open-Palm Dispatch On April 24th, 2026, OpenAI released GPT-5.5 — their “smartest and most intuitive model yet” — and immediately plugged it into…
Read moreDemis Hassabis Says We’re Three-Quarters of the Way to AGI — The Last Quarter Is Where It Gets Weird, Expensive, and Possibly Martian
🤚 The Open-Palm Revelation In the latest episode of Peter Diamandis’s podcast, Google DeepMind CEO Demis Hassabis sat down and casually confirmed what we all…
Read moreHermes Agent Might Have Just Killed OpenClaw — And Your AI Employee’s Performance Review Is Better Than Yours
🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination In the ever-escalating arms race of AI agent frameworks, Hermes Agent has done something that should concern every OpenClaw partisan with…
Read moreAnthropic Collected $65 Billion in a Single Week — Because When Two Cloud Giants Love You, They Show It With Compute Contracts
🤚 The Open-Palm Illumination In the span of what can only be described as the most fiscally unhinged week in AI history, Anthropic casually collected…
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